We sat down the other night to try and get a "kit list"... its started off way too big. With way too many shoes and comedy hats.. so we have stripped it down to what we might actually need...so golf clubs, croquet mallets ,smoking jackets and high heels stay while tents and flashlights go.
well kinda, we reckon we can beg, borrow or steal most of the kit and what we cant bring we will buy in india...
COOKING
1 pot
2 forks
1 bloody enourmous big sharp knife
1 flint and steel
CAMP
1 three man tent
2 sleeping mats
2 towels (thank you hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
2 sleeping bags
CLOTHES
1 bikini
1 mankini or speedo's or shorts (shorts are for schoolboys and sportsmen)
2 pairs of dr martens
2 paca-macs
1 ballgown and heels
1 smoking jacket
2 x Jumpsuits
8 further items of personal clothing
SURIVAL
2 more bloody big knives
1 axe
20 yards rope
40 candles
2 flashlights
2 mosquito nets
3 bottles deet
15 bottles of gin
1 anti snake venom
400 malboro
TOOLKIT
spanners, hammer, screwdrivers, maskingtape, string, superglue
NAVIGATION
1 compass
3 maps
5 packs of Blind hope
2 arguements about the last turn left..or was it right?
TECH
Moleskine books
flip cam
sony didgi cam
notebook computer
MEDICAL
Imodium
wet wipes
bandages and dressings
antiseptic
scissors
needle and thread
brandy (purely medishinal you unnershand)
Thats ALL.. if you have any suggestions (or want to lend us kit) then get in touch asap!
ps: just got sent this.... india is safe from my englishman legs!
India - Don't wear shorts
Men and women should avoid wearing shorts in India as there is a stigma attached to Western adults wearing them. Shorts are seen as the uniform of the poorest people in Indian society and also - for men - they are traditionally just for young boys.
Creased clothes should be avoided too - Indians are fastidious about their appearances, so take advantage of street ironing booths, or hotel laundry and ironing services, to avoid causing offence.
TEAM SCHMIDT & JONES
Monday, 18 July 2011
PAT CASH, JOHNNY CASH, CASH MONEY
We're doing great here... we are 75% towards our charity goal and we think its about time we thanked a few people personallys--- if you donated using "anon" then let us remimd you that nothing is anonymous on the internets.
we cant put them in any order at all.. so i've decided the best way to list them is as they pop into my head..
dixie at flea market for giving us a free stall not once but twice!
bridget for not understanding what we're actually doing and not being able to work the internet
dave at betty fords for putting his money where his mouth is
remco for sitting next to me at work, listening to my india spiel for weeks and still donating
carlos for recalling his keke impression
asia for forcing her friend dave to donate and then donating herself..not ltierally.
dave at relevant magazine for being an editor who pays for an article
dr robert! he's got everything you need, dr robert
hannah for donating rather than buying drinks
nini for having the best name and being mum
david rodney for giving even though we havent spoken since school
scott at vision 33 for taking the time away from dancing and singing to get his wallet out
micha for being a truck driver with a heart
andi m from der toten hosen for proving punks not dead
my brother thomas for putting down his rifle for a moment to find some cash
sam i am for being the first
nathalie for giving up smoking and donating the cash
arlo for convincing me donate 20 euros for him, eh?
stuart at wingman for being the first sponsor on board
ben at helmet dress for doing more than he needed
clara and wolfgang for working out how the net works
mike ryan for finding a way to donate without a bank account
krut and obi for having great golden beer....
thats the list so far... just reading it again we notice that, that's pretty much the squad so far... the only thing missing is your name! (unless we missed you by mistake)
luke and anika
we cant put them in any order at all.. so i've decided the best way to list them is as they pop into my head..
dixie at flea market for giving us a free stall not once but twice!
bridget for not understanding what we're actually doing and not being able to work the internet
dave at betty fords for putting his money where his mouth is
remco for sitting next to me at work, listening to my india spiel for weeks and still donating
carlos for recalling his keke impression
asia for forcing her friend dave to donate and then donating herself..not ltierally.
dave at relevant magazine for being an editor who pays for an article
dr robert! he's got everything you need, dr robert
hannah for donating rather than buying drinks
nini for having the best name and being mum
david rodney for giving even though we havent spoken since school
scott at vision 33 for taking the time away from dancing and singing to get his wallet out
micha for being a truck driver with a heart
andi m from der toten hosen for proving punks not dead
my brother thomas for putting down his rifle for a moment to find some cash
sam i am for being the first
nathalie for giving up smoking and donating the cash
arlo for convincing me donate 20 euros for him, eh?
stuart at wingman for being the first sponsor on board
ben at helmet dress for doing more than he needed
clara and wolfgang for working out how the net works
mike ryan for finding a way to donate without a bank account
krut and obi for having great golden beer....
thats the list so far... just reading it again we notice that, that's pretty much the squad so far... the only thing missing is your name! (unless we missed you by mistake)
luke and anika
Thursday, 7 July 2011
GET YOUR MONEY OUT
We've rooted around the back of the sofa, emptied the cookie jar and our pockets raising money for our charity trip. We even contacted Great Aunt Wilema but she cut us off over that incident at the garden party last year (everyone knows that it wasnt Lord Ogilvy's chukka) .. now maybe you can help us out.
Frank water needs squillions of dosh to fund clean water projects in Indi.
What are we offering you exactly?
Well, apart from a nice feeling of helping out people who have no water supply we can also make sure that you, your company or organisation gets maximum media coverage during our trip. We have set up blogs and web sites to help do this as well as getting the support of national and international press, webs and TV.
If you are a company or organisation:
Your logo will be emblazoned across our tuk-tuk for all to see and we will send you daily live updates, videos and photos. On our return we can even come to your offices to give a motivational presentation of how your donation is helping provide clean safe water for 1000's of people.
If you are an individual:
Not only will your name will appear on our blog thank you list, but we will enter your name into the hat to be adopted as the name of our tuktuk (even if you`re called Tarquin or Shanique). Not only that but you will recieve a special personalised gift from india, as well as access to our blog for daily updates, videos and photos.
For personal individual donations click here...
For company or organisation sponsorship contact us here..
Their names in the hat to be adopted as the name for our tuk tuk..
Asia, Sam I am, Ferran, Carme, Nathalie, Anne, Victoria, Roger, Miguel, Priscila, Arlo, Asia, Carlos, Remco, Scott, Thomas, Andi, Gustavo, Betty, Dave K, Diagonal Mark, Natty, David R, NiNi, Dr.Rob, Hannah, Mike R, Wolfgang and Clara, David Relevant, Obi de Krut, Micha...
Frank water needs squillions of dosh to fund clean water projects in Indi.
What are we offering you exactly?
Well, apart from a nice feeling of helping out people who have no water supply we can also make sure that you, your company or organisation gets maximum media coverage during our trip. We have set up blogs and web sites to help do this as well as getting the support of national and international press, webs and TV.
If you are a company or organisation:
Your logo will be emblazoned across our tuk-tuk for all to see and we will send you daily live updates, videos and photos. On our return we can even come to your offices to give a motivational presentation of how your donation is helping provide clean safe water for 1000's of people.
If you are an individual:
Not only will your name will appear on our blog thank you list, but we will enter your name into the hat to be adopted as the name of our tuktuk (even if you`re called Tarquin or Shanique). Not only that but you will recieve a special personalised gift from india, as well as access to our blog for daily updates, videos and photos.
For personal individual donations click here...
For company or organisation sponsorship contact us here..
PERSONAL DONORS SO FAR...
Their names in the hat to be adopted as the name for our tuk tuk..
Asia, Sam I am, Ferran, Carme, Nathalie, Anne, Victoria, Roger, Miguel, Priscila, Arlo, Asia, Carlos, Remco, Scott, Thomas, Andi, Gustavo, Betty, Dave K, Diagonal Mark, Natty, David R, NiNi, Dr.Rob, Hannah, Mike R, Wolfgang and Clara, David Relevant, Obi de Krut, Micha...
Wednesday, 22 June 2011
OFFICIAL SUPPLIERS
Its gonna be a hot and sweaty journey.. how on earth are we gonna keep clean and fresh in the desert while riding a noisy smelly dusty three wheeled mule?

wipes! but not girl wipes or googoo ga ga baby wipes! no sir we need industrial man size wipes! As seen on BBC1's The Next Big Thing...
we need a WINGMAN
Our friend Stu Jolley at Wingman has agreed to supply us with enough wipes to keep us clean... thank god.
Also we need a map.. so the nice folks over at STANFORDS are gonna analyse our route and suppy us with all the maps we need.. even when there are no roads! remember kids " the map is not the territory".

wipes! but not girl wipes or googoo ga ga baby wipes! no sir we need industrial man size wipes! As seen on BBC1's The Next Big Thing...
we need a WINGMAN
Our friend Stu Jolley at Wingman has agreed to supply us with enough wipes to keep us clean... thank god.
Also we need a map.. so the nice folks over at STANFORDS are gonna analyse our route and suppy us with all the maps we need.. even when there are no roads! remember kids " the map is not the territory".
And news just in.... we will be under hot sun for a lot of our journey and i dont reckon we're gonna find many electric plug points in the desert.. so we need some kinda solar power... for our mobile phones and laptops.. hell maybe even a solar shower?
so good old vicki over at POWERTRAVELLER are gonna give us access to some really neet solar gadgetery..so we can use elastictrickery all through our trip!
sunshine is our friend.
For tents and sleeping bags and other stuff! we got a great deal at THE COMPLETE OUTDOORS... who have sorted out special prices for all our camping needs.
We dont want to crash of course, but if we take a tumble I want the helmets that save our lives to look pretty dam cool... so jordi over at HELMET DRESS has offered us some pretty cool custom helmet covers. i'm thinking pythons and paisley!
You can also see a link to their blog page right here.
We also have a very generous local bar as a supporter! Betty Fords in Barcelona, home of wicked cocktails, fine beers and the best burgers in town. You can check them out here.
SHOULD YOU WISH TO BECOME AN OFFICIAL SUPPLIER AND HAVE YOUR LOGO HERE AND ON OUR VEHICLE PLEASE CONTACT US VIA OUR FACEBOOK PAGE.
Saturday, 12 February 2011
THE NON ROUTE ROUTE
The planning begins.. with a list of potential sponors... maybe a map would be a good idea...
Starting from: Shillong, Meghalaya. In the far north east of India lies a splendid hill station in a state known as the Scotland of the East for its mountainous and impressive vistas. We'll race through mountain forests on a plateau to depart from the capital of Meghalaya, which means the 'Abode of Clouds'. Oh, and it has the world's wettest golf course... so maybe time for a quick round.
Ending in: Jaisalmer, Rajasthan. By the time we arrive the Meghalayan hills will be but a distant memory after two weeks of three-wheeled adventuring from the very top drawer. A ludricously picturesque setting with forts that sprout out of the desert and finely sculptured Jain temples, it stands on a ridge of sandstone and is aptly nicknamed 'The Golden City'. Where better to congratulate one another over cucumber sandwiches and bratwurst than the very heart of the Rajasthan desert.
Starting from: Shillong, Meghalaya. In the far north east of India lies a splendid hill station in a state known as the Scotland of the East for its mountainous and impressive vistas. We'll race through mountain forests on a plateau to depart from the capital of Meghalaya, which means the 'Abode of Clouds'. Oh, and it has the world's wettest golf course... so maybe time for a quick round.
Ending in: Jaisalmer, Rajasthan. By the time we arrive the Meghalayan hills will be but a distant memory after two weeks of three-wheeled adventuring from the very top drawer. A ludricously picturesque setting with forts that sprout out of the desert and finely sculptured Jain temples, it stands on a ridge of sandstone and is aptly nicknamed 'The Golden City'. Where better to congratulate one another over cucumber sandwiches and bratwurst than the very heart of the Rajasthan desert.
Friday, 11 February 2011
THE RICKY TICKY RICKSHAW
With the heart of 145.45cc pushing 7hp (seven whole ponies maybe) of raw power to the wheels the Indian Auto Rickshaw is engineering at its best (ish). Loud, uncomfortable, prone to breaking down and completely useless at protecting you from the elements they are possibly the least suitable vehicles for covering the entire sub-continent in 2 weeks.
Which is of course the reason they are the only choice to tackle thousands of miles of sweaty jungle heat, dirt tracks, monsoon rains and the Himalayan peaks.
With our own pimped out rickshaw it should be working better than when they came out of the factory, which is not saying much, but fear not it will still break down, a lot.
Which is of course the reason they are the only choice to tackle thousands of miles of sweaty jungle heat, dirt tracks, monsoon rains and the Himalayan peaks.
With our own pimped out rickshaw it should be working better than when they came out of the factory, which is not saying much, but fear not it will still break down, a lot.
Under the Skin of the beast: | |
| Engine: | 2 stroke, single cylinder, forced air cooled |
| Engine Size: | 145.45cc |
| Power: | 7 HP at 5000 rpm |
| Tourque: | 12.17 Nm at 3500 rpm |
| Transmision: | 4 forward, 1 reverse |
| Brakes: | Hydraulic expanding shoe |
| Fuel Capacity: | 8 ltr inc. 1.4 reserve |
| Top speed: | 55kmph (I've seen more, especially down hill) |
| Weight: | 277kg plus us two plus extra fuel plus a case of gin... |
Thursday, 10 February 2011
WHO ARE FRANK WATER?
FRANK Water was founded by Katie Alcott in 2005, after she visited India and contracted dysentery after drinking dirty water.
5 years on…FRANK Water is now two distinct entities. FRANK Water Projects, a small registered charity (No. 1121273) that can receive your direct donations, and FRANK Water Products, a not-for-profit social enterprise which continues to give 100% of its profits to the charity.
Your support really matters. In a world where more than 4,000 children die EVERY DAY from a lack of clean drinking water, it’s clear that help is urgently needed.
FRANK Water was founded by Katie Alcott in 2005, after she visited India and contracted dysentery after drinking dirty water. FRANK Water Projects, a small registered charity (No. 1121273) that can receive your direct donations, and FRANK Water Products, a not-for-profit social enterprise which continues to give 100% of its profits to the charity.
For more info on FRANK WATER visit their web site HERE.
5 years on…FRANK Water is now two distinct entities. FRANK Water Projects, a small registered charity (No. 1121273) that can receive your direct donations, and FRANK Water Products, a not-for-profit social enterprise which continues to give 100% of its profits to the charity.
Your support really matters. In a world where more than 4,000 children die EVERY DAY from a lack of clean drinking water, it’s clear that help is urgently needed.
FRANK Water was founded by Katie Alcott in 2005, after she visited India and contracted dysentery after drinking dirty water. FRANK Water Projects, a small registered charity (No. 1121273) that can receive your direct donations, and FRANK Water Products, a not-for-profit social enterprise which continues to give 100% of its profits to the charity.
For more info on FRANK WATER visit their web site HERE.
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